Tuesday

Pink Pussy Pump


Product: Pink Pussy Pump
Tester: Julie
Details: To enlarge your vaginal love lips.

Oh, this worked okay for me! I'd never used one before and it felt quite strange. The pump fitted over my whole cunt and make a good seal. The then strong suction pulled me into the cup, and made my vagina swell up quite big. My boyfriend loved the way it looked, with my pussy lips enlarged - and we had great sex to prove it!

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Monday

The Kong Vibrator


Product: Kong Vibrator
Tester: Jennifer
Details: The only Realistic "Monster" cock in captivity for you to set free... and unleash the animal in you. A kingsize 9" long and a meaty 6.5" around (2.25" wide) cast directly from the massive member of an actual hulking stud, Kong includes every vein, bulge and fleshy detail of the massive original. Multi-speed vibrating.

Jennifer writes:
I unpacked the Kong and the immediate thing I noticed was the false hair, which didn't really apeal to me, but the rest of the vibrator had me almost trembling with excitement. My boyfriend has an average size penis, about 6", but the Kong was 9" in length with a 6.5" girth. This is why I felt so excited, the idea of having a full 9" in my pussy had me instantly moist. How would it feel? Could I take the girth?

As I didn't have time to play with the Kong straight away I was on edge all day and really turned on sexually. I couldn't wait to try it out. I wasn't seeing my bofriend in the evening so I rushed home after work. I had a quick meal, a shower and then I was ready for my new lover.

I stayed completely naked and went to my bedroom where Kong was waiting. As I took him in my hands I actually was shaking with excitement. I dipped a finger into my pussy and I felt extra wet, so I didn't have any excuse for not trying out my new friend.

I lay on my back and opened my legs as wide as I could. The head of the Kong touched my clit and I nearly orgasmed before I'd even started. I pushed slightly and the head started to enter my wetness. I felt my cunt stretch as it did so. I pushed again and two or three inches were inside me. It felt wonderful, but I wanted it all and after several minutes I had as much in me as I could take. I felt so full and compete and, of course very stretched.

I started to fuck myself and and couldn't believe how over and over I could take the length and breadth. I'd never felt anything like it. Then I switched on the vibrator action - wow! I screamed out loud and exploded in a massive orgasm, it felt like it would never end. When I came back to earth I pulled out the vibrator and lay still, my cunt gaping open.

I decided I wanted more so I fixed the suction end to a low stool and stood over it. Slowly I lowered my pussy onto the massive organ until I sat still fully filled. I then bounced up and down until I orgasmed again. Enough was enough. I looked at my pussy in the mirror, the lips were swollen and open and I could see my wet pinkness.

The next fuck with my boyfriend was a little disappointing!

Wednesday

Beginners Bondage Fantasy


Product: Beginners Bondage Fantasy
Tester: Me - Samantha
Details: Kit includes 4 wrist and ankle cuffs with 44 inch tethers and 1 soft blindfold.

Samantha writes:
"To be honest there isn't a lot to write about this product. It's exactly as per the details above. What I can say is that it is a good introduction to bondage. Now I'm not into pain but once I was tied up to the bedhead naked and my legs spread and tied to the bottom of the bed I felt vulnerable and also very sexy. Once the blindfold was on as well the sensations to my body increased no end.

My boyfriend played and teased me until I was almost begging for him to either fuck me or at least bring me to orgasm. Not being able to move was sooooo exciting! And when I finally cum with my boyfriend licking my cunt I came in floods and very powerfully.

He then teased me lots more and when he finally pushed his hard cock into my very wet cunt I was almost like an animal and boy did I cum again!

Yes, a little bondage is great!"

Thursday

Stryker Vibrating Cock

Product: Stryker Vibrating Cock
Tester: Hannah, Rich (with wife)
Details:Vibrating realistic cock molded directly from Jeff Stryker. 10" long and 7.5 inch circumference and balls move when squeezed. Also this dong hangs down rather than standing straight and hard like some of the others. Includes a cloth travel bag.

Hannah writes:
"This is a big vibrator that can take some getting used to. Its best to use it on a shiny surface such as a mirror with lots of lube. You need to relax to insert it all the way. Once in you can thrust onto it using the suction cup. This leaves your hands free to stimulate your clit and tits. Once you are used to it your pussy will soon be exploding with pleasure, mine did! Its made me come every time. Also very good for your partner to fuck you with."

Rich writes:
"This item worked great until the vibrator broke. Me and my wife still use it, however, without the bullet in it. It bends too easily. My wife's pussy can handle a lot. She prefers this dildo and me, or another jelly dong, inside her cunt at the same time versus a larger one. I use it on myself occasionally, and would prefer it if it were straight and a little more rigid."

Wednesday

Tod Parker's Cock



Product: Tod Parker's Cock
Tester: Me - Samatha.
Details: Genuine cast of Tod Parker. Robust 9 inch cock has an impressive girth. Better than real material is hand finished and colored for exacting detail. Includes a sturdy suction cup base and luxurious velour storage bag.

Samantha writes:
At first I had difficulty getting it past the head but, with persistence and lubrication, in it went. Opening up my vagina wasn’t easy but definitely worth it. It was a tingling sensation that shot through in my cunt from being stretched deep and wide. The first day was the most challenging because Parker’s cock went in about one-third but, by the second day, my cunt swallowed two-thirds as I rode it for breakfast lunch and dinner. When I finally got Tod Parker’s cock to the balls I was in heaven. This monster is worth every penny and not just because he is always horny when I am! The shape of its head and veins, along with its length and girth, stimulate my vagina and I cum powerfully with this toy every time. My 'best' boyfriend gets jealous when I use this, but when his cock gets as big as Mr. Parker’s, then this realistic cock will go in the drawer. For now, though, Tod Parker’s cock will penetrate me regularly.

Friday

Worlds Largest Vibrating Jelly Dildo

Product: Worlds Largest Vibrating Jelly Dildo
Tester: Sarah & Hannah
Details: Made of a soft jelly.
14.5 inches from the base to the top
11 inches from the top of the balls to the tip
The dong is more oval shape than round, so the diameter ranges from 2.25 inches to 2.75 inches
The circumference (distance around) is 8.75 inches at it's widest point.
The dong comes with 2 vibrating torpedo bullets in the shaft of the cock, thus you can feel vibrations at the tip and Powerful vibrations just above the balls. (battery pack requires 3 AA batteries)

Sarah writes:
"I loved it! When I first took it out I was very intimidated, but couldn't wait to try it and my hubby couldn't wait to try it on me!! It took some time and patience to get it in my pussy and my husband loved sliding it in all the way.He was thoroughly amazed, and when he saw the pleasure on my face when he turned the vibrator on he came all over me. Then he turned it inside me 360 degrees and it felt so good!!! I want this huge cock in me all the time now, I just can't get enough. It was well worth the price and everything I expected, and then some. "

Hannah writes:

"Oh my god this is just as described. I wouldn't have believed it. I'm 22 and have had a few guys that were well endowed, but this opened me up like no cock before. My boyfriend was doing me from behind when all of a sudden he slid this monster in. I told him to stop, but he coaxed me to relax and I took about 10 inches of this dildo. I didn't realize it was a vibrator until my boyfriend turned it on and shot me through the ceiling. I don't know if I'll ever be able to take it all, but I'm working on it daily, while he's at work. Look out girls it's huge and you need to be wet, I mean dripping before you take this monster. I may never go back to the real thing. A must for any girl whose looking to be filled and satisfied!!"

Thursday

Waterproof Wabbit Vibe

Product: Waterproof Wabbit Vibe
Tester: Julie & Sarah
Details: 7 inch waterproof jelly multi-function vibe with 5.5 inches insertable to the 3 inch clit stimulator. Width at the head is 1.5 with a width of 1.25 on the shaft and a total circumference of 4.5 inches. Requires two AA batteries

What Julie says:
"I love the Wabbit. I have owned the same one for about 3 years. Besides changing the batteries often, I have had nothing but pleasurable experiences. It makes me cum so hard, and it makes me cum in about a minute or two. After a long day, when you just want to relax, this will definitly do the trick. The best is when you feel like you are close to cumming, slow it down a little, then speed it up, slow down and speed it up... it feels just like when your partner is licking your clit and you say more, more, more and they tease you a little and then finally gives you what you've been asking for - BAMM! EXXXPLOSION!! I use it in the shower, out of the shower, wherever!!- best money I've ever spent!!!"

What Sarah says:
"This is the best vibe I have ever owned! It give some extremely powerful orgasms. Definately worth the money. I thought it was going to be too big for me, but when I used it, it was perfect. I haven't had any problems with it working."